I just received the following email from Facebook...
Thanks,
The Facebook Team
Really? Seriously? So now Facebook has turned into my mother and is trying to make me feel guilty about not making time to contact people? Well, guess what Facebook, I have 3, count 'em, 3 kids ages 7 and under, a husband, and a full-time job. Not to mention, I already have a cat who begs me for attention only to be denied and shoved off the couch, a cycle that's repeated nightly. What makes you think I have time to correspond with people that I haven't talked to in 10 plus years, and who, let's be honest, didn't even like me back then?!
So, no, dear Facebook, I will not be responding to them anytime soon. You may as well drop the concerned website act, because you and I both know you really couldn't give 2 shits about with whom I keep in touch. The reality is that you have way too many users to keep track of little ol' me. So, here's a big F You to Facebook. If it weren't for the fact that you offer a free forum for me to display my beautiful to children to be admired by the masses, I'd shut you down completely. So you and your notifications can fuck right off.
Eat me,
Michelle Seigler