Q. My 3 month old is constantly sucking at her fists and fingers. Does this mean she is not eating enough? She sleeps through the night (12 hours) and eats a 6-oz bottle every 2-3 hours during the day. Thanks for your feedback. (www.pediatrics.about.com)
A. Dear Drama Queen:
You obviously don't have enough to worry about, since you are inventing problems that don't even exist. I'm almost 9 months old, and I still don't sleep more than 6 hours straight per night. My mom is so tired, she imagines that I answer questions from ignorant people such as yourself. Hilarious as the concept may be, it's just insane. Count your lucky stars, and quit worrying about problems that don't exist. Maybe get yourself a hobby. Sudoku anyone? You're welcome.
Please note: the opinions stated in "Sophie Says" are the musings of a baby. Her statements in no way represent the opinions of this site. Plus, that bitch is just plain mean.